They call him the Weasel
No one calls him the Weasel
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him the Weasel

You have the best looks on your face
Where do you get that expression of disbelief?
Your pet rat nearly killed us all
We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh

They call him the Weasel
No one calls him the Weasel
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him the Weasel

Do you remember the time
When you were burping up those slugs?
That was so cool
That's what you get for using a broken wand
What were you thinking
When you stole your dad's car to get to school?
We'll forgive you uh oh oh oh oh oh

They should call him the Weasel