Let's drink to Aragog
A giant spider with a hundred black eyes
Let's drink to Aragog
He would have eaten us had he not died

Arachnophobia, I refuse to know ya
Eight arms to hug on our favorite bug
A spider's your friend
He'll be there 'til the end
He'll be waiting for us
When we bit the dust

So

Let's drink to Aragog
A giant spider with a thousand black eyes
Let's drink to Aragog
He would have eaten us had he not died

Let's drink to him until we pass out
He would have liked that, I have no doubt
Raise up your glass and pour us a stout
Drinking to spiders is what this is about

So
Let's drink to Aragog
A giant spider with a million black eyes
Let's drink to Aragog
He would have eaten us had he not died

Let's drink to Aragog
A giant spider with a billion black eyes
Let's drink to Aragog
He would have eaten us had he not died

Let's drink to Aragog
A giant spider with a crapload of eyes
Let's drink to Aragog
He would have eaten us had he not died

He would have eaten us alive