It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
It ain't easy havin' a cool-ass lightening bolt scar
Up on your forehead, for everyone to see
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when you got no relatives
To sign your Hogsmeade permission slip
And it ain't when your stuck inside the castle
And all your friends
Get to party on the weekend

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me


It ain't easy when some goblet pukes up your name
And you have to fight a whole pack of dragons
While everyone's watchin'
But then you gots to save everyone's ass from drownin'

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

I gots to go stand trial in front of the Ministry
'cos I've been usin' magic when I wasn't supposed to be
But don't they understand
That the Dementors were at hand
And if I didn't bust out that Patronus then I wouldn't
Be singing this song, oh yeah
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when Trelawney says your gonna die

I've got the Grim, it seems so grim
And all my tea leaves look like this dog that's
Been stalking me
And what's up with this crazy-ass mental patient
Tryin' to kill me

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when you get your ass kicked off of the
Quidditch team and it ain't easy when
Professor Umbridge is so gad damn mean
And I have to write until I bleed

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when the girl you were seein' used to
Be seein' the guy that you were with when he got killed
In some cemetery in the middle of Bulgaria

Or some place like that
We don't really know
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when you're stuck at Hogwarts all year long
And you get to see any of the cool punk-rock shows
Down in London

(Hey)

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when professor Snape is always callin'
Your name and you don't have a bloody idea how to make
Whatever the hell he's askin' for
'cos it's your first damn day of school


It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when this gross-ass lookin' house elf
Shows up in your bedroom and drops a bunch of jello
On your uncle's dinner party

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

I gots to occlumency class, I got lessons with the Snape
The Snape, the Snape (x 9)
It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when no one clues you in all summer long
And you don't know what the hell is goin' on
Until you're walkin' home one night
And you meet some crazy Dementors
That are bent on suckin' some souls tonight

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

It ain't easy when your whole entire life is decided by some
Stupid prophecy that's stored somewhere down in the Ministry
What the hell

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me

Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
(x 16)

It ain't easy bein' Harry Potter, it ain't easy bein' me
Harry Potter