[Intro]
Hey, Harry
Yeah, Harry?
Remember when we were living in Privet Drive?
Oh, that seemed like so long ago
Actually, it was just a few months ago
There were a lot more of us there, then
Yeah there were seven of us
We could have started that Scot band
Yeah, that's right. We kind of missed our chance. Scot for life

Don’t you want to remember all the good times?
Don’t you want to remember all the good times?
In this house that was my home before
I found a home to call my own before
I inherited a third home to own
Don’t you want to remember all the good times?
Don’t you want to remember all the good times?

When the Dursleys would leave I’m sneaking snacks from the fridge
Playing some kind of game on Big D’s Playstation
Loungin' in Vernon’s chair
Channel surfing

Just look at this doormat, oh the memories
Dudley puked on it the day the dementors hit Surrey
And under here, Hedwig, is where I used to sleep
It’s so small
What do you say after 16 years of solid dislike?
Maybe "Good luck,’" or how ‘bout "Thanks for saving my butt,"
Or just "I don’t think you’re a waste of space, Harry,"
Or maybe you’ll just say, "Goodbye"
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye