I went to the bathroom and I heard a sound
I turned around to find the thing that made the sound

It was BIG and UGLY
(I don't think it liked me.)
It was LARGE and GRUESOME
(I don't think it liked me.)

It was BIG and UGLY
(I don't think it liked me.)
It was LARGE and GRUESOME
(I don't think it liked me.)

You learn a lot when you battle a troll
Like how to open a bathroom stall

It was BIG and UGLY
(I don't think it liked me.)
It was LARGE and GRUESOME
(I don't think it liked me.)

It was BIG and UGLY
(I don't think it liked me.)
It was LARGE and GRUESOME
(I don't think it liked me.)