Don't be a Dursley

They picked me off the doorstep when I was a baby
They stuffed me in the cupboard when they tried to raise me
Never was a part of the family

I was different and helpless and without a choice
Though they kept me in their house when I was a boy
They kept me disconnected and hushed up my voice

Why were they so upset at where I came from
You know I couldn't help that but they continued to shun
Every child should know what love and fun is

So when the world calls on you
To comfort those in need
Don't be a Dursley