[Verse 1]
I don't want to go home for Christmas this year
I don't want to see my family
I just want to stay at school for this winter break
I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas

[Verse 2]
Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents
She sent me a nice big sweater
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad
It was an invisibility cloak, how rad

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll spend our Christmas being invisible
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll be invisible this Christmas
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, oh-oh
We'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas