[Intro]
(... ay, sorta Rumpty Dumpty into the 5-chord to the chorus...)
Vatch what you're calling Rumpty Tumpty, alright?

Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh rumpa-pa da-da-da
Here we go!

[Verse 1]
Well you the story of the three bears
And the girl called Goldilocks
Who came in from the woods and gobbled
All their porridge up
Or the story about Snow White
And the Seven Dwarves she knew
Well one thing about fairytales -
None of them are true

[Chorus]
But Jesus is no fairytale
He's real as real can be
No-one made Him up, no
He's as real as you and mе
He's the mighty Son of God
His word will nevеr fail
So put your trust in Jesus
'Cause He's no fairytale
[Verse 2]
Well, once upon a time
There is a tale they often tell
'Bout Jack and that big beanstalk
And how the giant fell! (Oh there he goes)
And then there's Cinderella
And the handsome prince she wed
Well, they're just stories somebody
Just cooked up in their head

[Chorus]
Jesus is no fairytale
He's real as real can be
No-one made Him up, no
He's as real as you and me
He's the mighty Son of God
His word will never fail
So put your trust in Jesus
'Cause He's no fairytale

Here we go!

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Well there's nothing wrong with stories
Those tales of make-believe
Like mean old Rumpelstilzken
Or the princess and the pea
Just remember that the Bible's
Not like fairytales you've heard
'Cause the Bible's how God speaks to us
The Bible is God's word
[Chorus]
Jesus is no fairytale
He's real as real can be
No-one made Him up, no
He's as real as you and me
He's the mighty Son of God
His word will never fail
So put your trust in Jesus
Put all your trust in Jesus
The living, risen Jesus
'Cause He's no fairytale
He's no fairytale