Colin Buchanan
The Out of Tune Song
[Chorus]
This is the out of tune song
This is the out of tune song
Maybe you can sing along
To the out of tune song

How about a bit of... piano?

[Dischordant piano solo]

[Chorus]
This is the out of tune song (The out of tune)
This is the out of tune song (The out of tune)
Maybe you can sing along
To the out of tune song

How 'bout a bit of guitar?

[Dischordant guitar solo]
(That's hot!)
(*Chuckling*)

[Chorus]
This is the out of tune-heh-heh-song... (Serious, Colin. Don't, don't spoil it.)
This is the out of tune song, heh, oh dear
Maybe you can sing along
To the out of tune song
Everybody sing along with me! (Okay, here we go)
This is the out of tune song
This is the out of tune song
Maybe you can sing along
To the out of tune song, hеh-heh
Maybe you can sing along
To the out of tunе song
[Outro]
*Chuckling* (Ah, last note was wrong!)
*Chuckling (*Chuckling* That's terrible)
*Chuckling* (We're so- *chuckling*)