[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
And the shit has just hit the fan
I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
There's a scrouge trampin' 'cross our land
The film I'm about to show you will fill and overflow you with a rage that's beyond command
I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new

[Chorus]
Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
But we live in a world where bastards come along, and piss on your dreams
The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)
The things that make ya smile (Huh!)
Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
And perhaps you didn't hear me right
I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
Every man jack of you should volunteer to fight
If I were only ten years younger, I'd slake this vengeful hunger
And rest assured we'd all sleep safe tonight
'Cause I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and God bless you
[Chorus]
Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world
Where everything's exactly how it seems?
But we live in a world where bastards come along, and piss on your dreams
The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)
The dreams that make ya smile (Huh!)
Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!
The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)
The dreams that make ya smile (Huh!)
Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!

[Outro]
Vengeance is back in style!
Vengeance!

[Instrumental Outro]