[Verse 1]
Well, I just talked to Rudy on the P-H-O-N-E, said "it's Saturday night, let's get in T-R-O-U-B-L-E"
I said "OK I'll meet you at the country B-A-R", I said "B-Y-E and aren't we C-L-E-V-E-R" (That spells clever, not cleaver)

[Verse 2]
Well we got out on the dance floor with the G-I-R-L-S, and we were having F-U-N
We were spinning with the best, then the B-A-N-D stopped, and I asked her, "What's your name?" | She smiled at me and spelled it, "it's J-A-N-E, Jane" (Me Tarzan)

[Verse 3]
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT, I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like M-E
Your eyes are K-I-N-D and I love the way you dance"
The night I met my country western, honky-tonking, spelling bee romance

[Verse 4]
Well I winked at my buddy, said "I got me O-N-E"
He drank his beer and understood and S-P-L-I-T
Well I took Jane out to breakfast, ham and eggs at 3 AM
On her second cup of coffee she told me about him (B-O-B-B-Y, Bobby)

[Verse 5]
Well, she wasn't in love with Bobby, H-U-S-B-A-N-D
And they were having troubles, D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Now you may think I'm B-A-D, but I held her in her grief
I took her home and loved her, how do you spell relief?
(L-O-V-E, love)

[Verse 6]
She said, "I watch WWF and I love CMT, I go to AA meetings and I've learned to like M-E
Hey, her eyes are K-I-N-D and I love the way she dances
The night I met my country western, honky-tonking, spelling bee romance
The night I met my country western, honky-tonking, spelling bee romance

I L-O-V-E you, Jane