So proud to discover
Wicked plans of deep state
Cracked all their ciphers
Connected, connected the dots

No cure for conspiracy
No vax for illiteracy
Highly contagious

Raised by memes and pop-ups
Breast-fed by ignorance
Legions armed with wi-fi
Fight proxy wars against reason
Legions armed
Fight proxy wars against
Against reason

4chan University graduates
Experts in funny pictures and cats
Grew small in shadows of chemtrails
In fear of syringes
In fear of
Syringes, reptiles and sense

That giant asteroid
Missed the target again
Your flat Earth is safe
What a shame
That giant asteroid
Missed the target again
Your flat Earth is safe
What a shame

No cure for conspiracy
No vax for illiteracy
Highly contagious