[Verse 1]
It seems like years ago
That the headlines read

[Chorus]
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing

[Verse 2]
Fleet Street looked everywhere
And the police did too

[Chorus]
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing

[Bridge]
Is he in the Clement Club, or in the south of France?
Playing on a roulette wheel, in another game of chance
(I don't know)

[Chorus]
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing
Lord Lucan is missing, Lord Lucan is missing