[Intro]
What do you get if you fall in love?
A pin to burst your ex's bubble
A diamond ring, brand new trouble
From passionate to paranoid
But I'll fall in love again

[Verse 1]
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Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
Quietly professional; non-smoker
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New to the area; upwardly mobile
Educated female seeks Adonis
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[Chorus 1]
What do you see when he turns out the lights?
A skin parade of his old lovers
Sliding underneath the covers
Another notch upon the bedpost of life
But I'll fall in love again
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[Verse 2]
Charming, well-bred, debonair sophisticate
Unexpectedly re-available
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Rugged, handsome, virile stallion
Two-faced, impotent, spineless reptile
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[Pre-Chorus]
Meanwhile...
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[Chorus 2]
What becomes of the broken hearts?
They take revenge then feel much better
Send you death threats in a letter
Intimate pictures on the internet
But I'll fall in love again
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[Verse 3]
Attractive divorcee, teen-aged children
Looking for a knight in shining armor
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Recent widower, young at heart
Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner
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Company director, likes light opera
Looks unimportant - must send photo
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Old-fashioned romance, perfect chemistry
Uninhabited afternoons free
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[Outro]
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