You wanna go where the rivers flow with liquor
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the wine works fine, but the herb works quicker
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the fish all fight and the girls are all tight
Down where we pick that banjo and drink all night
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man

I got nothing against where the land is flat
You gotta grow that corn somewhere
And you can bring it up to where I'm at
I got 50 pounds of yeast, and some copper and wine
We can turn that corn into something that, Lord, is fine
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man

You wanna go where the rivers flow with liquor
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the wine works fine, but the herb works quicker
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the fish all fight and the girls are all tight
Down where we pick that banjo and drink all night
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man

I got nothing against nobody's government
Yeah, but taxes don't mean nothing to me:
I like to see where my money's being spent
I got my family here, I got the people I love
I pledge my allegiance to the Lord above
You wanna go where the rivers flow with liquor
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man

You wanna go where the rivers flow with liquor
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the wine works fine, but the herb works quicker
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the fish all fight and the girls are all tight
Down where we pick that banjo and drink all night
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man

You wanna go where the rivers flow with liquor
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the wine works fine, but the herb works quicker
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
Where the fish all fight and the girls are all tight
Down where we pick that banjo and drink all night
Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man
I said: Baby, I'm a Mountain Man, Yeah Baby, I'm a Mountain Man