[Chorus 1]
Can gangsters cry?
'Cause lately, it's been weighin' on my mind
And I say I'm fine
'Cause underwater, no one sees a teary eye

[Verse 1]
All the beef in Bikini Bottom got me stressin' out
Sorry I didn't have the time for you, and now you're sayin', "Bye"
Sorry that I ripped my pants
And I know that you don't like romance
All I wanna do is be right there by your side

[Chorus 2]
Can gangsters cry?
Sandy, I've been missin' on you
Karate ain't the same without you
Now I'm wonderin', can gangsters cry?

[Verse 2]
'Round here, it's open carry, open bottles, too
And when the sheriff's at my door, I'm always hopin' that it's you
Now I'm drinkin' days away at the Salty Spitoon
And I might be lookin' yellow, but inside, I'm feelin' blue
Sandy, please forgive me, and the damage that I've done
I might escape the law, but it's your love I can't outrun
[Chorus 1]
Can gangsters cry?
'Cause lately, it's been weighin' on my mind
(No one gets me except you, Sandy)
And I say I'm fine
'Cause underwater, no one sees a teary eye

[Chorus 2]
Can gangsters cry?
Sandy, I've been missin' on you
Karate ain't the same without you
Now I'm wonderin', can gangsters cry?