[Intro: Dankton]
Hey, Krabs, I fucked your daughter
Squiddy, I left a sticky, hot load in your clarinet
And SpongeBob, I literally took your best friend
Brainwashed him, and put him on this song as a feature
It is a one-v-three, and I'm still soloing (Gang)

[Chorus: Dankton]
Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good, how I fucked this foreign chick
Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl'ed them in a spliff
Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish
I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (Ha)
I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet
He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes
I'm foldin' up the cash thick, and wrappin' the elastic
We bend a bad bitch's back out like it's gymnastics

[Verse 1: The Notorious P.A.T.]
Fuck thе Krusty Krew, and I mean that through and through
I took two twins to my room and had them boogaloogaloo
Had hеr wet as Goo Lagoon, I grab my mop, 'cause that's a hazard
“Is this the Chum Bucket?” Nah, bitch, this is Patrick
I'm a pink fuckin' superstar, ridin' in a supercar
Shootin' at that boy like Cupid did, but with my Ruger, bruh
You want the Krab packed in a trap? Hit my CashApp
I just hit up Sandy like, "Yo, bitch, what's your Snapchat?"
Poppin me a Xanax, I'ma end up there on Jupiter
She said I was stupid, but my dick game go stupider
You McLovin' bitch boy, I'm super-bad, don't you play with me
I'ma kill a fuckin' Krab at the bucket like it's KFC
[Chorus: Dankton]
Yeah, it's finger-lickin' good, how I fucked this foreign chick
Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl'ed them in a spliff
Y'all some cancer, y'all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish
I'ma make you disappear, I'm David Blaine in this bitch (Ha)
I'm with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet
He gon' let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes
I'm foldin' up the cash thick, and wrappin' the elastic
We bend a bad bitch's back out like it's gymnastics

[Verse 2: The Notorious P.A.T. & Dankton]
Yeah I'm dumber than a rock, but I'm tryna lay some cock
Yeah, it's Patrick in the cut
And it's Dankton servin' up
Ayo, Patty, fuck it up
I'm a pimp, not simp
Poppin Percies with the Pearl, got her pussy on my lips
Yeah, I sold the fuckin' rock
And you live under one too
Dank, I think this track is hot
Oh, we're twins, I think that too
Let's find the Krab and the Sponge
Grab the K and fuckin' shoot?
Yeah, but we're forgetting one
Oh, that fuckin' Squid too