[Intro: French Narrator]
We are gathered here today
To mourn a tragedy in Bikini Bottom
After months of gang-related crime
Karen Plankton, wife of notorious gangster, Sheldon J. Plankton
Was shot dead outside her home on Bottomfeeder Lane
We are now joined by Plankton as he says his final goodbyes

[Verse: Dankton]
When every opp gets slammed
And every five gets blammed
Will I still want revenge, now that you're not here?
I know that my time gon' come
I'm loadin' that 9-5-1
Extendin' my choppa's drum
So all the opps get scared

[Chorus: Dankton]
'Cause we all came from the bottom
Bikini's all we know
And even though it's rotten
There's just no place like home

[Outro: Dankton]
Karen, baby
I just want you to know that I did all of this for you
Nothing really mattered except you
I love you, Karen
Goodbye