[Intro]
Behenchod!
Gauntlet. saala biwi ka choda
Bhai, main jaara hun sadak pe
Scooty chala rha hun normal, bhai
Lodi aayi behen ki, ghusa di meri Scooty mein, bhai
Uski Scooty Pept, randi behenchod, do rupay ki Scooty, bhai
Meri Activa mein ghusa gayi
5G mein, bhai
Kya hai bhai, randi
Phir mera naam lagari, keh rahi
Keh rahi
Keh rahi

[Chorus]
"Karungi F.I.R. saale paanch-sau nikal
Meri Scooty pe aaya kaise dent?"
Oh fuck, ho gaya accident
Saara fuck ho gaya mera sense
Jab galti thi teri toh paise dun mai
Saala udhaar leke bharu rent
Oh fuck, ho gaya accident
Mera fuck hogya saara sense

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah!
Mere ghar se collegе hai bees minute door
Ek din utha late meri bus gayi chhoot
Mainе socha, "Kya karun?" Cab ke paise nahi
Maine nikali Scooty aur chala gaya school
Meri choot mein mirchi, kya chul machi thi?
Wo highway pe aunty ki bhool achhi thi
Leke aayi apni Scooty aur maar gayi dent
Mere baap ne bana diya mera Pepsodent
Thank god koyi chot to nahi aayi
Par behen ki laudi ne chod rakhi life
Abhi shadi nahi hui, nahi bani meri wife
Kar dungi F.I.R. lage paanch-sau ka fine
[Verse 2]
Ladkiyon ko license dena hai paap
Dent aaya meri Scooty pe, maare mera baap
Meri jabt ho gayi chabhi, maine pee li sharab
Phir karu drink and drive iski mummy ko kya?
Main chal raha apni side, teri bandi ko kya?
Madam galti hai aapki thodi randi ho kya?
Uske muh pe main kuch bol na paaya
Kyunki hun main chutiya

[Chorus]
"Karungi F.I.R. saale paanch-sau nikal
Meri Scooty pe aaya kaise dent?"
Oh fuck, ho gaya accident
Saara fuck ho gaya mera sense
Jab galti thi teri toh paise dun mai
Saala udhaar leke bharu rent
Oh fuck, ho gaya accident
Mera fuck hogya saara sense