If you could have a drink with anyone
Dead or alive
Fictional or non-Fictional
Who would you have a drink with?

Well that's a question asked to me by a friend of mine
While making conversation on a, long drive
I didn't really think about it, just gave the answer quick
"I dunno" I said, "Maybe Taylor Swift?"
He said he think he'd like to have a drink with Tom Waits
And instantly I wondered if I'd made a mistake
Shit, fuck, wait, hang on, can I change my choice?
In fact I think I'd like to have a drink with Bill Hicks
But we both know he's dead
And Tom Waits doesn't drink these days
And why are we speaking hypothetically anyway
Because Favour Flav always said
Don't believe the hype
Celebrity can be our integrity tonight

I'd like to have a pint with John Lennon
A pint of John Smiths
With Bruce Sprigsteeen
Noam Chomsky
And Joey from Dawson's Creek
Jennifer Eagan
Tyler Durden
And Kate Tempest
Tom Robbins
Todd Snyder
And Conor Oberst