[Verse 1]
Well I can't wait til I get home
I hope that Lizzy's got the oven on
Because it's embarrassing to admit
But I can't cook for shit
But if I play fair
And if I play nice
I might get a feast tonight
Because my baby she loves to cook
And I've never had it quite so good

[Hook]
I'm not being chauvinistic
Don't tar me with that brush
She wears the trousers if she wants to
And I'll always do the washing up
But not only is she fun
Creative and good-looking
But I've never tasted anything as good
As good as Lizzy's cooking
And it's a light-hearted love song
From a heavy heavy heart
And I knew that it was right
From the very very start
Hold me tight
Hold me close
And I'll whisper in your ear
My love for you
It ain't going nowhere