It's a funny old world
Doesn't time fly?
Sometimes you gotta laugh
Otherwise you're gonna cry
Sometimes you gotta whisper
Sometimes you gotta yell
Sometimes you just smile and say
It's a funny old world

She said live a little
Love a little
Laugh a lot
The world's still here
So far it hasn't stopped
It just keeps moving
And rolling on its axis
The moon is in focus
Orbiting around it
The moon affects the oceans
And the oceans makes the beaches
And once upon a time
We were all just fishes
And one day, one of them
Made it onto land
Slowly but surely
Turned into a man
Now here I am 3 billion years later
Waiting in the queue at my local Pret a Manger
Wondering, what on earth are the chances?
Marvelling, over the choice of pastries
The girl behind the counter
Asks if she can help
While I'm day-dreaming
About life itself
I said don't mind me
Help yourself
You've got to reach into your heart
And find a girl
Because in your soul
Lies the secret to the universe
She said do you want it
In small, medium, or large?