Beans On Toast
The Chicken Song
Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming
Thinking about it does my head in
24 chicken wings for 6.99
That's 85p for each chicken that died
You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go
There's four chicken shops on this very road

And there's also a supermarket
With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgers
Whole cooked chicken, chicken chow mein
24 wings for 2.99
That's 25p for each dead chicken
Thinking about it does my head in

And it's Nandos for dinner tonight
They make their dead chicken taste really nice
In every city, in every town
Is piri piri chicken enough to go around
It brings me right back to the start
Where on earth are these chicken farms

In a dark warehouse 10s of thousand eggs are hatched a day
They turn little chicks into full grown chickens in under seven days
They use chemicals and steroids to meet their demands
I'm gonna sing me a little chicken song about a great big chicken farm