I don't understand you
I can't speak French
Oh they tried teaching me at school
J'ai mal à la tête

My English is basic
That's where I'm from
And I've never let it stop me
Getting anything I want

Would you like to come to Paris for the weekend
Even if it feels a little soon
Got a friend who got me a gig out there
And I'm an old romantic fool

Can't promise anything
Won't stay that long
Oh you can buy me dinner baby
I'll write you a song
So hold me close and teach me how to say
Every word I know in a completely different way

Would you like to come to Paris for the weekend
Even if it feels a little soon
Got a friend who got me a gig out there
And I'm an old romantic fool
And I'm an old romantic fool