Beans On Toast
Chessington World of Adventures
We went to Chessington World of Adventures
For Dave's thirty-first
Got a coach from Kentish Town
Thirty-one of us
It was messy, it was supposed to be
You know you're living in a zombie apocalypse
When that theme park's closed 'cause they're using it
As a corporate government medical testing facility
Sounds like bullshit to me, but that's reality
What do you mean, you lost the results?
The whole world was waiting on those
This complacency is a catastrophe
Lacks transparency and breeds conspiracy
But oh, you better believe
That I got very little faith in the powers that be
In dealing with this tragedy
I don't believe in them
And they don't believe in me
Looks like we're going with herd immunity
So turn the NHS into a charity
Raise millions of hard-earned pounds
Still no PPE, and that's just
Simple protection for our doctors and our nurses
But if you elect a clown, expect a circus