[Verse 1]
A Zoom quiz with the family
A FaceTime dinner party
Working from home or working out with Joe Wicks
Thank god for the Internet
Because whoever your chosen god is
They'll be performing their sacred service
In your living room on your phone
You no longer have to leave your home

[Verse 2]
For the sunrise over Stonehenge on summer solstice
Cooking lessons or yoga classes
Homeschooling with Hey Dougie or a university lecturer
Now your big business meeting is held on a computer
And all gigs are now livestream shows
Bruce Springsteen from his New Jersey home
Billy Bragg live on his settee
Don't get me wrong, I think it's great but it isn't Glastonbury

[Chorus]
And by all accounts, the world is probably ending
We've got bigger fish to fry and more important matters need attending
But that don't mean that I don't miss my friends
As I wonder to myself, 'What are we gonna do Glastonbury weekend?'