[Verse 1]
Told to panic but not to panic buy
I've been trained to buy things my whole entire life
And if I'm not gonna leave the house for two weeks
We're gonna need something to eat

[Verse 2]
I didn't go crazy, just some cans of food
Two bags of pasta, some unperishables
There was a meme going 'round about toilet roll
So I made sure we had some of that and all

[Verse 3]
And the very next day, all the shelves are deserted
And everybody's streaming it live on Facebook
Now everyone can see that something big is happening
And the system that we know so well is slowly unravelling

[Pre-Chorus]
And everybody everywhere stands to be affected
And the word of the day is unprecedented

[Chorus]
It's been a really, really, really strange day
The only thing we know for sure is everything has changed
Strange days, oh yes indeed
I'm gonna keep on washing them until my hands are clean