Baby, baby, I need a nurse
My condition's gone from bad to worse
Look into my eyes, don’t you feel sorry for me
Crazy 'bout you baby, it's an emergency

Emergency
Emergency
I’ve got it bad for you, baby
So please be good to me

I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid
I caught this sickness from a guy named Cupid
He's the one that put me in the shape that I'm in
The minute his arrow went under my skin

Emergency
Emergency
I've got it bad for you, baby
So please be good to me

Alright!

Please call the doctor as quick as you can
This could be the end of my life as a single man
I can feel bachelorhood slippin' away
And it won't be long before that fateful day
Emergency
Emergency
I've got it bad for you, baby
So please be sweet to me