Now, you see I haven't been around
The way I dress is a sin
I’ve been further under the house
In a place that you've never been

You're humbuggin’ me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories but now you're humbuggin' me

You told me darlin' you loved me
You said you'd go through fire and pain
Last week you wrote me a letter
Y'said "I’ll see ya if it don’t rain"

You're humbuggin’ me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories but now you're humbuggin’ me

[Harmonica solo]

Now, when I married you, darling
You thought I was a profit, I know
You promised me chicken and pork roast
But you gave me sour milk and burnt toast

You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed those stories but now you're humbuggin' me
[Harmonica solo]