We've got guests, plenty, they come and they go
I'm the friendly smile but nobody knows me
One checkin' in, the other checkin' out
This house is nothing but a roundabout

We carry your bags and we clean your room
We polish the glasses, the forks and the spoons
We've got staff standing by
With people ready to die for you

It's a living Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel

Communication systems are state of the art
Educational prospects of getting smarter
"First class service" will cost you some more
We've got sexy "livestock" back in store

Just give us a call and we'll send them up
We've got satisfied guests all the way to the top
Bankers, lawyers and politicians
The guest is a king, now that is our mission

It's a living Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel
It's a living Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel
Now if you're hung up on celebrities
We've served them all, on that you can trust me
We know their little secrets and dirty lies
Their filthy little habits - this job is priceless

The clock is tickin', day in, day out
Life in the fast lane this ol' roundabout
Some people are good, some people are bad
But we stick to remember all the fun we've had

We've had Picasso and Einstein too
Howard Hughes fell out of the blue
Hookers, liars and fancy folks
The Wall Street gamblers and their money talk

A living Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel
Come live in Hell at Paradox Hotel