I'm a not-so-magical magician
A not-so-wonderful wiz
As sorcerers go, I'm just so-so
I make oceans of potions, but they've got no fizz

I'm a not-so-magical magician
My tricks tend to go off the track
A rabbit in the hat, I tried to do that
But the bunny bounced away and he never bounced back!

My prestidigitation lacks imagination
I'm a conjurer whose conjuring is lame
You see, spells for me are not my specialty
And when I wave my wand, I've got bad aim

He's a not-so-magical magician
A not-so-wonderful wiz
As sorcerers go, he's just so-so
He makes oceans of potions but they've got no fizz

I'm a not-so-magical magician
I'm not even sure what this thing is!
I make noise and smoke, but it's all a joke
So I guess I should get out of the magic biz

Cause I'm a not-so-magical magician
A not-so-wonderful
Colorful but blunderful
Not-so-wonderful wiz!