[Intro]
One... two... one, two, three, four!

[Chorus]
Just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!
Just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!

[Verse]
When you're walking along the road one day
Up comes a man dressed all in grey;
He blows a little aerosol in your face
And you find your mind's all over the place…

[Chorus]
Oh, just one breath, and it's instant death
It's the Aerosol Grey Machine!

[Outro]
Buy an Aerosol Grey Machine for your own home today!
(Shan't! Shan't! I'm not going to!)