[Verse 1]
If whiskey were a woman
She'd do her best to get you drunk
Lie quietly beside you
Watch you sleep

[Verse 2]
If weed were a woman
She'd fill up both your lungs
Get you higher than you thought
You could ever be
If whiskey were a woman

[Verse 3]
If a prayer was a woman
She would wait patiently
In your throat
Until you found the strength to speak

[Verse 4]
If a sunrise was a woman
She would surround you with salvation
Get you standing
Right up off your knees

[Pre-Chorus]
If whiskey were a woman
She'd be nothing like me