The whole thing was stupid
I could see it in her hair
After I licked her in the ladies room
She told me that she never got off

She asked me what I thought of her boobs
And then she said she wanted Chinese food
Rambled a lot without nothing to say
And showed me all the crap in her stupid bag

I told her that I'd keep in touch
But that didn't mean I'd hold her hand
(Ya ya ya ya)
She asked me what I wanted outta life
As I kept my eyes on her little ass
(Ya ya ya ya)
Jumping around in my head
I can't seem to clear my thoughts
(Ya ya ya ya)
I could get laid, I suppose
But what kind of choice is that?

The whole thing was stupid
But she didn't seem to care
I wondered about the meaning of life
And why the fuck she wanted to screw me
Sat on her couch and stared at the tube
Pawed at her crotch while she gave me a lube
After awhile we had nothing to do
So she showed me all the stuff in her stupid room

Told her that I'd keep in touch
But that didn't mean I'd hold her hand
(Ya ya ya ya)
She asked me what I wanted outta life
As I kept my eyes on her little ass
(Ya ya ya ya)
Jumping around in my head
I can't seem to clear my thoughts
(Ya ya ya ya)
I could get laid, I suppose
But what kind of choice is that?

[Solo]

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
1-2-3-4!
[x2]
I told her that I'd keep in touch
But that didn't mean I'd hold her hand
(Ya ya ya ya)
She asked me what I wanted outta life
As I kept my eyes on her little ass
(Ya ya ya ya)
Jumping around in my head
I can't seem to clear my thoughts
(Ya ya ya ya)
I could get laid, I suppose
But what kind of choice is that?