Wedding ring, do you know
What a girl has to do
Where a woman has to go
To find a man who wants to slip you on her finger?
What is the song, and who is the singer?

Wedding ring, it's a joke
If I wear my hair long or I wear my hair short
Who's the man who wants to make romance with me?
What is the dance and who wants to dance with me?
Wedding ring

So carefully crafted, mysterious band of gold
And what really comes after we grow old?

Wedding ring, hold the phone
I've got a talker on the line, says he wants to rent to own
But he's a man who played the bait and switch
I keep on fishing but can't catch a fish
Wedding ring

So carefully crafted, mysterious band of gold
And what really comes after we grow old?

Wedding ring, it's just a loan
How does a lady take advantage of the prices when they're low?
And where's the man who wants to ask me?
I am the catch, so who wants to catch me?
Wedding ring, wedding ring, wedding ring
Ding-ding, ring-a-ding-ding-ding