I love what's fair and square and any situation
Where your Ying fits my Yang
You love love-triangles and all the bits that dangle
From that loser who's your new hang

I love back slang, you love a back rub
I love my needle shower, you love your hot tub
I love my grub, you love your gym
I love you but you love him
Oh no!

I love films like Ben Hur and John Ford westerns
Where they put the horse before the cart
You love to seem artless though you set out to be heartless
To the guy you met on St. Bart's

I lovе a clean start, you love a full stop
I love Chicago bluеs, you love your Hip-Hop
Me I'm into rollmops, you Pacific Rim
I love you but you love him
Oh no!

Yehudi loved Hendrix
Segovia dug young Jimmy Page
Gimme one last chance
I'll show you we're born to share the stage
I love Robert Frost, you love Rilke
I go for Kashmir, you love your silk
Me, I want my whole milk, with you it's gotta be skim
This pas-de-deux was just a whim
I love you but you love him
Oh no!