["Bill Clinton" (Denis)]

I'm just a regular guy, known for one job
I'm your average white, ex-Presidential slob
I like cheeseburgers and suits and books about defense

["Hillary Clinton" (James)]
And I'm just a girl fighting for common sense
I got Bill, I got Chelsea, I wanna be president
So I dab on Ellen for that Oval Office desk

["Bill" ("Hillary") / both]
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh I know) I'm sorry, again
(And sometimes I vote in favor of war,)
Or ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’
(A bad choice) yeah yeah!
(But no matter how bad, how bad we can be)
We’ve never said Mexicans are rapists on TV

[Chorus (both)]
Trump’s an asshole!
He's an asshole!
Trump’s an asshole!
The biggest asshole!
["Bill" ("Hillary") / both)]
I’ve never asked Russia
To hack the USA
Or said that my daughter
Is someone I want to date
(And Trump University is a massive fraud
And Mexico won't pay)
For that damn stupid wall!


[Chorus (both)]
Trump’s an asshole!
He's an asshole!
Trump’s an asshole!
The biggest asshole!

[Both]
He won’t show his taxes
He won’t even try
He’s kicking out babies when
They start to cry…
While wearing a red white and blue Chinese tie
Why? Because...


[Chorus (both)]
Trump’s an asshole!
He's an asshole!
Trump’s an asshole!
The biggest asshole!
[Spoken part regarding the bleeping of Asshole]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E


[Chorus (both)]
Trump’s an asshole!
He's an asshole!
Trump’s an asshole!
The biggest asshole!