Back in the old years
I loved two thousand girls
My children would never understand
I'd do it all again

Where are the boys
I didn't want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can't keep up with the modern Choice

Back in the good years
I loved three thousand girls
My children would never understand
I'd love them all again

Where are the boys
I didn't want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can't keep up with the modern choice

Blindly gentlemen walk behind me
Following all of my (unknown word)
Looking for anything
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can't keep up with the modern choice

Back in the good times
I loved the cities whores
And I married the village virgin
But now the bitch is gone, yes she has

Where are the boys
I didn't want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can't keep up with the modern choice