Watching daytime TV one of those obscene
I'm fat it's your fault sessions
One fat guy crying spilling his beans now
Enter the therapist
Well she can't speak for crying too
PC - play hopscotch through a minefield
PC - know it's easy cheesy pleasy speak

Some geek from the gender sanitation police
Well wash my mouth out and throw me over in mud

Well they locked me up for the serial murders
Of a dozen TV talk show hosts
I get a lot of mail now from well wishers
The thing that bothers me is the audiеnce is still huge

PC - play hopscotch through a minefiеld
PC - it's easy cheesy pleasy speak

Some geek from the gender sanitation police
Well wash my mouth out and throw me over in mud

PC - PC
Go tag it bag it wrap it up

Some freak from the pardon me police
Well sever my tongue now and strap me to a cactus
Never said it was a crime
Thought I was doing you a favour
It's just the body language Snap!
How can you tell it like it is anymore?

PC - your free choice in a minefield
PC - go tag it bag it wrap it up

Some freak from the pardon me Jesus police
Sever my tongue now and tie me to a cactus
I had to turn it off- Had to clean it all up
For you to rise above it
They locked me up that's what I call conviction

Turn it off clean it up for you to rise above it!