I wanna be an actor
I gotta be an actor
So so far
I wanna be an actor
I gotta be an actor
Drive someone else's car

Insensitive to sorrow and nervous tension
I need help if you need help
Send for me
Really good at laughter
It's my specialty
I need help if you need help
Send for me send for me
Entertain your guests
The life of the party

Now that I am an actor a B-grade actor
Soso so far
Well they said 'You'd never be an actor'
'You'll never make an actor'
Practice will make you go far

I'm good with thе demented ravings of a madman
I need hеlp and if you need help
Send for me
Really good at laughter
It's my specialty
I need help and if you need help
Send for me send for me-e-e
I'm here
Yeah Good with the demented ravings of a madman
I need help I know you need help
Send for me
Really good with laughter
It's my specialty
I need help and if you need help
Send for me send for me
I just gotta say
I ever learnt

Does it pay to be anarchistic? No
Pays to be an elastic actor
You can see from the side- make a decision
And with the luck o' the Irish
You'll learn- how to be- an actor
How to be up when you know you're down
Life of the party
The life of the party

I wanna be
I wanna be an actor
I gotta be
I gotta be an actor
I wanna be
I wanna be
An imposter