I never had a sister
That you didn't like
You had three ugly brothers
But still turned out all right, yeah

I never had a girlfriend
Longer than three months
You never had a boyfriend
But married on a hunch

So let's ride bikes into the sea
And catch a bus outside the reef
Drive so deep that we can't see a thing
So we have to get off
The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head
Says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"
You're uneasy and you say you're scared
And if I die at least you'll die too

I never had a sister
But you, you look swell
Wearing your matching shorts
As often as the mail comes

You look like Audrey Hepburn
When you get all dressed up
I have seen all your movies
'cause Audrey's a stone fox

So let's ride bikes into the sea
And catch a bus outside the reef
Drive so deep where we can't see a thing
So we have to get off
The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head
Says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"
You're uneasy and you say you're scared
And if I die at least you'll die too