Well I just got back from Mexico
Time to catch her second show
But I got lost when she got through
There was not nothing else to do
Till I saw her she took the stage
Read my mind didn’t miss a page
Read my mind did not miss a page
My temperature was rising she looked so good
Ask her please and she said she would
Asked her when and she said now
I knew it was a dream but, anyhow
Then she took me by the hand
Lead me to some Promised Land
Fenced me in then closed the gate
Gave me good reason to celebrate
She fed me wine in a coffee cup
I could not keep my britches up
She said, “That’s alright, just leave em down…
I have not had a man around in quite awhile”
Don’t touch that dial
Face was pretty when she would smile
Face was real pretty when she would smile

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Well her hair was big and her eyes was blue
Made it to her swimming pool
I made it to it and I made it in it
She would not let me rest a minute
She says, “You can rest some other time”
I was feeling so sublime
Was no way that I could refuse
She found my weakness and she hid my shoes
Thought I couldn’t but I somehow did
Thought about hiding but I couldn’t get hid
She got me up and pulled down the cover
Read me a book about some lady’s lover
Then she threw down the book, opened up the bottle
Took off the brake, put on her throttle
Fed me cheese from a pedigree herd
Took me to Jamaica with the flying bird
The moon quit shining when the sun comes up
That’s all I can remember but it’s quite enough
To keep me warm when I’m too old to
Keep me warm when I’m too old to
Keep me warm when I’m too old to
Keep me warm when I’m too old to
Do it anymore