I wanna go home with an armadillo
Spread her little legs and try my best to thrill her
To my very soul
With my cowboy pole

Oh, the scaly skin against my face
Lawd, I'll be her saving grace
I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole

Wake up in the morning with her head on my pillow
My finger in her ass, I know I'll thrill her
I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole

I wanna go home with an armadillo
Sleeping on my pillow, next to me
My rough old hands and my Vaseline
Lawd, she made a fool of me

No more songs about armadillos
Na na na na na na na
I wanna home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole
I wanna go home with an armadillo
My cowboy pole