It's a Tuesday night
I'm sitting in my room all alone
'Til I pick up the phone, and call my friends
I call Jay, he calls Mike
We all know what we wanna do tonight
It feels so right

There's only one place where men can be men
Where you're not happy unless your paycheck is spent
So leave your girlfriends at home and follow me
To heaven on Earth

Oh, you'll say we gotta GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
We gotta GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!

The ice tea is sweet
It 's too bad that we can't get a seat on the dance floor
There's a girl that's looking pretty nice to me
I hope she'll come bounce on my knee
When she's done with that other guy

It doesn't matter if your handsome or not
So call up every guy on every city block
To come on down and spend a buck or two
We'll see what they can do

When we GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
We gotta GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!

It doesn't matter if your handsome or not
So call up every guy on every city block
To come on down and spend a buck or two
We'll see what they can do

When we GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
We gotta GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!
GO GO! to the nudie bar!