[Intro]
I will support every misery you’ve got
I will support every blue
I will support every sagging thing
I will support you
I will defend every dream you have
I will defend every truth
I will defend every lie if I have to
I will defend you

[Verse 1]
Dad sit down cause I’m in love with a guy
I’m not that gay but I’m in love with a guy
No I’m not straight, yes I’m bi
Dad sit down

[Verse 2]
I met him in a restaurant, I thought he was a girl
But I was pleasantly surprised, my curiosity was stirred
Talked to a transvestite and she told me whеre he worked
Dad sit down

[Chorus]
Don’t stand up for all thosе things you stood before
Don’t stand up for any of that bullshit anymore
Don’t stand up look there’s a nice chair I found
Dad sit down
[Verse 3]
Well my adolescent days are returning to my blood
My blood is filling up my face to change the way I love
I was twelve years old when I started playing rough

[Pre-Chorus]
Girls were scarce, and we were scared
When we covered up our love for them our lust for us was bared
Suppose those feelings stuck I guess they were always there

[Pre-Chorus]
I made him do bad things, I made him be my slave
And I would punish him when he misbehaved
Then he and I would switch cause it was just a fucking game

Dad sit down

[Chorus]
Don’t stand up for all those things you stood before
Don’t stand up for any of that bullshit anymore
Don’t stand up look there’s a nice chair I found
Dad sit down

[Verse 4]
Well I thought that I would tell you dad cause you’re getting kind of old
There’s not a lot I’ve shared with you, not a lot I’ve told
But now that I look in your eyes I think I may have been too bold
[Outro]
I will support every misery you’ve got
I will support every blue
I will support every sagging thing
I will support you
I will defend every dream you have
I will defend every truth
I will defend every lie if I have to
I will defend
I will defend
I will defend

Dad sit down cause I’m love with a guy