J Rice
Where My Diamonds Hide (Parody of Where my demons hide
When the days are ending and iron's smelting
The dreams we see while we're sound asleep
And the thieves chain mail helped them tread through hell
All of my traps failed, now my ores run stale

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I wanna hide my stuff so they won't have a clue
Cause fate has not been kind, need a place they won't find
Even when they don't need, they still are made of greed
How could I be so dumb, how could I be so dumb?

[Chorus]
I put it in my house, I thought it would be safe
It's where my diamonds hide, It's where my diamonds hide
Don't get too close, I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide, It's where my diamonds hide

[Verse 2]
So I learned my lesson and moved my chest
And I crafted weapons you won't suspect
And I dug a hole, and I set my trap
When you think you've won justice will be done

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And you won't get my stuff cause you don't have a clue
And finally fate's been kind cause you blew up this time
Even when you don't need you still are made of greed
This time I won't be dumb, this time I won't be dumb

[Chorus]
It won't go in my house, but somewhere else that's safe
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide
Don't get too close, I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide
It's where my diamonds hide

[Bridge]
You don't know how you died, all you can do is cry
Cause you don't know where my, where my diamonds hide
Explosion was so loud, I heard it from my house
You oughta know by know, I'll never show you how

[Chorus]
I put it in my house, I thought it would be safe
It's where my diamonds hide, It's where my diamonds hide
Don't get too close, I put traps inside
It's where my diamonds hide, It's where my diamonds hide