[Verse 1]
Gave up early, you quitter, you quitter
Missed out on the party, you're bitter, you're bitter
Drunk by yourself, you sit there, you sit there
Asleep on the street, you're about to get killed there
Get ripped on Beast, you're buzzin', you're buzzin'
Things get loud, you're cussin', you're cussin'
Bigger than big, you're dusted, you're dusted
Pushed down a hill and a twig pokes your eye in

[Chorus]
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire

[Verse 2]
Shithouse on Natty, you're blinded, you're blinded
Fight at the barn, behind it, behind it
Man's got a knife, it's shining, it's shining
Went looking for trouble and you fucking find it
Weekend arrives and it's time
For a near-death eye-test
Time to invest in a barf bib
Stage an inquest in the teenage mind
Fuck it

[Chorus]
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire
C'mon now let's die here
Throw a keg in the fire

[Outro]
It's a sacrifice to the god of drunk high school morons
He's a hungry deity and demands tribute
So march your glassy-eyed asses into the top of the volcano
And don't forget to steal beer from the gas station on your way