[Verse 1: Excerpt From The Dundaxian Codex]
One thousand years ago a hero crossed the seas
In search of distant realms to claim his destiny
The land of Unst was not enough he had to conquer more
Into the West a hero quests, to far American shores

[Pre-Chorus: Except From The Dundaxian Codex]
With his mighty battleaxe he slaughtered everything
Till all of California did call the hero king
Yeah

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
He's the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield
He's the king of California
Hoots

[Verse 2: Excerpt From the Dundaxian Codex]
Immortal warrior with armor made from wolf
His legend proves the centuries with the power of the Hoots
His prowess on the battlefield matched only on the stage
In Hollywood he found his fame, the finest of his age
[Pre-Chorus: Hootsman, Barbarian Warrior Of Unst]
The greatest movie star who ever walked the land
If you ever meet this man I'm sure you'll understand

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
He's the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield
He's the king of California
Hoots

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Topazulon McGonagall VII, Herald of Dundee]
Now Angus calls for him to join the epic fight
Once more these mighty warriors will battle side by side

[Chorus: Adulations of the Academy of Motion Pictures]
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
Hail to Hoots
Mighty proud and standing tall
A legend to us all
He's The Hollywood Hootsman
He's the king
Riding from the silver screen
Into the battlefield
He's The Hollywood Hootsman (Hoots, Hoots)
Woah (Hoots, Hoots)
Mighty proud and standing tall (Hoots, Hoots)
A legend to us all (Hoots, Hoots)
He's The Hollywood Hootsman (Hoots, Hoots)
Yeah yeah yeah (Hoots, Hoots)
Riding from the silver screen (Hoots, Hoots)
Into the battlefield (Hoots, Hoots)
He's the king of California
Hoots
Yeah