[Refrain]
Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of Celestial Flame

[Verse 1]
Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

[Pre-Chorus]
A wizard did arise (Concealed a clone beneath Dundee)
The Prince of Fife must die

[Chorus]
He's a sorcerer, nefarious
With eyes that burn like fire
Slaying those who dare oppose
The power of his evil desires, oh yeah
He wields the Laserblaster
Dark lord of Dundee
He’s a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees

[Refrain]
Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of Celestial Flame
Sorcerer bound to the darkness
Evil lies in his brain
Dark lord Zargothrax
Keeper of Celestial Flame
Wizard King, chaos incarnate
Zargothrax is his name
[Bridge]
Laser goblin
Power sword
Ultra warfare
The dawn of double wizard
Shall reveal his fate

[Verse 2]
So we must ride far away
To the Fortress of Crail
To revive the frozen wizard
From a tomb of liquid ice
We will fight, (Hey!) to destroy (Hey!)
And to vanquish (Hey!) the name (Hey!)
Of the scion of the kingdom
And unleash the Celestial Flame

[Refrain]
Zargothrax, master of nightmares
Keeper of Celestial Flame
Sorcerer bound to the darkness
Evil lies in his brain
Dark lord Zargothrax
Keeper of Celestial Flame
Wizard King, chaos incarnate
Zargothrax is his name
[Chorus]
He's a sorcerer, nefarious
With eyes that burn like fire (That burn like fire)
Slaying those who dare oppose
The power of his evil desires, oh yeah
He wields the Laserblaster
Dark lord of Dundee
He's a sorcerer, nefarious
And he will bring the kingdom to its knees
He is the keeper of the Celestial Flame
Yeah