Gloryhammer
Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost
[Verse 1: Angus McFife]
Welcome, mighty heroes, into this ancient land
A kingdom steeped in legendary splendor
From the mighty highlands to the shores of Auchtertool
A shining realm of unicorn defenders

[Pre-Chorus: Angus McFife]
And in the ancient castle
Atop his golden throne
The king of Fife rules over
His great ancestral home

[Chorus: Angus McFife]
By the holy flaming hammer
Of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage 'cross the kingdom
To reclaim what once was lost
In this realm of ancient battles
Where the king of Fife now reigns
I will wield the holy hammer of flame
Unholy cosmic frost

[Verse 2: Angus McFife]
In the merchant's district, the dwarves of Aberdeen
Are forging artifacts of mighty power
Meanwhile in the college, where wizards learn their spells
A fireball is blasting from a tower
[Pre-Chorus: Angus McFife]
Behold the knights of Crail
Atop the city walls
They swore a mighty oath to say
Dundee will never fall

[Chorus: Angus McFife]
By the holy flaming hammer
Of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage 'cross the kingdom
To reclaim what once was lost
In this realm of ancient battles
Where the king of Fife now reigns
I will wield the holy hammer of flame
Unholy cosmic frost

[Guitar Solo]

[Spoken Interlude: Christopher Bowes & Interdimentional Subspace Relay]
Across the infinite void of time and space
From a twisted dimension of shattered reality
The dying screams of a malevolent sorcerer materialized
And terrible were the words they spoke
Sanctus
Dominus
Initiating interdimensional subspace relay
Incoming transmission
Activate Zargothrax clone alpha 1
Geminus
Thaumaturgist rise
Upgrading nuclear subroutines
Powering up anti-telharsic nanobots
Assignment: destroy Dundee
Duplexus
Maleficus
Chaos lord reborn
[Synth Solo]

[Chorus: Angus McFife]
By the holy flaming hammer
Of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage 'cross the kingdom
To reclaim what once was lost
By the holy flaming hammer
Of unholy cosmic frost
We will voyage 'cross the kingdom
To reclaim what once was lost
In this realm of ancient battles
Where the king of Fife now reigns
I will wield the holy hammer of flame
Unholy cosmic frost

[Outro: Interdimentional Subspace Relay]
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one